Some girls like the low-key bachelorette party. Others dig the joint bachelor-bachelorette soiree. I'm not that kind of girl. Don't get me wrong: I like classy fetes as much as the next sophisticated lady, but for my bachelorette party, the more penis paraphenalia , the better. I'm the girl who actually wants to wear to the silly T-shirt that tells people I'm tying the knot.