Just weeks after we were told a joke by comedian Tim Vine was the best-ever, another has been voted in its place. Vine's gag, "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again", was chosen by critics - but comedy fans slammed it as "unfunny". Instead 36, people named their favourite in a public vote - with a different result, as a joke about a woman taking an ugly baby on a bus came top. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!
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A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined more than 1, jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36, people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll. Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had by far the most jokes in the list, which also includes gags by Peter Kay and Lee Evans.